The story of "le fuk"
Once upon a time, in a wonderful company, humans had a great idea on how to teach other humans to lock their laptops while away from keyboard. The beautiful custom of “le fuk” was born. The reason, of course, is security. The real reason is fun. You don’t want to leave your laptop unlocked and unattended or you’ll be posting “le fuk” everywhere in a matter of moments. You can get le fuked in many ways: on our Mattermost, on your social media channels, even on paper. There have been more serious le fuks, though. For example, when Matijas credit card went for a stroll and bought him a PornHub premium subscription. He actually loved it. Le fuk doesn’t have to say “le fuk” at all. For instance it’s great when the boss announces a day off tomorrow. Actually those are the best le fuks of all.
It was all fun and games until we’ve made a new rule. Le fuked victim must bring donuts for breakfast the next day. A lot of donuts. Nowadays you can’t find an unlocked screen anywhere to save your life...